Mr. Darcy - Pride & Prejudice - 2007

 
I'm considered offensive and proud.

What I am, I never speak aloud.

Powerful, with ten thousand a year,

Too handsome and noble to be near.

Amongst Ladies, my wealth is wanted.

I am admired yet disgusted.

My horrible countenance, hated,

I'm just like my father belated.

Superior and fine is what I am.

Stubborn, forbidding is what I've been.

I am tall but quite short of kindness.

Ignore, but am full of awareness.

I am what some call ingenious.

Some others would call me dexterous

I'm mysterious beyond compare.

My great mind is like a secret lair.

I am silent, witty, and cunning.

I consider myself quite stunning.

I am not at all short of royal.

I can be forceful but I'm loyal.

I am amiable, and clever.

Indeed, I'll be in love forever.

To myself, business is not a game.

I am upholding the Darcy name.

- Kimberly H. G. (14 years old)